actually i had an account before but deleted it so cool story bro


here's a twitter account because i'm a baa baa black sheep



[link]



also yes, I am following Oprah and Tyra Banks

s-shut up






[15:59] SOAPYPOPSICLE: man i seriously thought you made that up
[15:59] SOAPYPOPSICLE: i was like wth is wawa salad
[15:59] radiophonics: in a fit of insanity
[15:59] radiophonics: greg makes up a food
[15:59] radiophonics: in a hunger starved fever
[15:59] SOAPYPOPSICLE: recorded by scientists
[16:00] radiophonics: wait hunger starved is unnecessary because hunger already insinuates starvation
[16:00] radiophonics: curse my inability to detect grammatical inaccuracies
[16:00] SOAPYPOPSICLE: its okay no one knows english anymore
[16:00] SOAPYPOPSICLE: plus i wish i could go to the east coast
[16:01] SOAPYPOPSICLE: i am stuck here in southern california
[16:01] SOAPYPOPSICLE: with hollywood
[16:01] SOAPYPOPSICLE: and just
[16:01] SOAPYPOPSICLE: starbucks everywhere i don't even
[16:01] radiophonics: hahaha
[16:01] radiophonics: i went to the west coast like two weeks ago
[16:01] radiophonics: in seattle
[16:01] radiophonics: you fuckers love coffee
[16:01] radiophonics: jesus
[16:02] SOAPYPOPSICLE: our blood is coffee
[16:02] SOAPYPOPSICLE: we have to sustain ourselves that way
[16:02] SOAPYPOPSICLE: or suffer 20 heart attacks at once
[16:02] radiophonics: hahaha
[16:03] SOAPYPOPSICLE: but actually coffee is gross
[16:03] radiophonics: yeah idk what the big deal is about it
[16:03] radiophonics: i wake up fine without it
[16:03] radiophonics: i dont like most hot drinks outside of the occasional hot chocolate
[16:03] radiophonics: MY INDIE CRED IS SHOT
[16:03] radiophonics: NOW WHERE WILL I WRITE SCREENPLAYS IN FRONT OF EVERYONE
[16:03] SOAPYPOPSICLE: ahahahah
[16:03] radiophonics: its okay i have a pair of converse IM SAFE
[16:04] SOAPYPOPSICLE: converse were originally BASKETBALL SHOES!!
[16:04] radiophonics: hahaha
[16:04] SOAPYPOPSICLE: you were gangster if you had a pair of those
[16:04] radiophonics: i love how converse is like
[16:04] radiophonics: so hip and whatnot
[16:04] radiophonics: when they were like
[16:04] radiophonics: 15 dollar shitass shoes our parents bought in their day
[16:04] SOAPYPOPSICLE: ahaha
[16:04] radiophonics: too bad i like them so much
[16:05] SOAPYPOPSICLE: i do too ): but they hurt my delicate feet
[16:05] radiophonics: idk i think its a rad styled shoe
[16:05] radiophonics: dude i have a size 15 foot it is hard as SHIT to find a size 15
[16:05] SOAPYPOPSICLE: AHAHAHA
[16:05] SOAPYPOPSICLE: wow
[16:05] radiophonics: i got mine on ebay
[16:05] SOAPYPOPSICLE: saaaasquatch
[16:05] radiophonics: theyre actually p comfy
[16:05] radiophonics: i had a pair of converse flats that were pretty good but they hurt my feet
[16:05] radiophonics: i have hitops now and theyre comfy as fuck
[16:06] SOAPYPOPSICLE: hi-tops are so fucking cool goddamn
[16:06] SOAPYPOPSICLE: just
[16:06] SOAPYPOPSICLE: you know shit gets done with those on
[16:06] radiophonics: this might be our gayest conversation
[16:06] radiophonics: LETS TALK ABOUT SHOOOES
[16:06] SOAPYPOPSICLE: i blame you
[16:06] radiophonics: OHMAGAW
[16:06] SOAPYPOPSICLE: to make this more MANLY!
[16:06] radiophonics: lets talk about beef
[16:06] radiophonics: and sports
[16:06] SOAPYPOPSICLE: i like beef
[16:06] SOAPYPOPSICLE: and i like sports
[16:06] SOAPYPOPSICLE: no rly i do
[16:07] radiophonics: girls cant like sports!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[16:07] radiophonics: haha
[16:07] radiophonics: i like sports but i like soccer more
[16:07] radiophonics: and hockey
[16:07] SOAPYPOPSICLE: >>soccer
[16:07] SOAPYPOPSICLE: /condemning stare
[16:07] radiophonics: the hockey one comes from me living in the northeast for 12 years
[16:07] radiophonics: MAN
[16:07] radiophonics: SOCCER IS GOOD OKAY
[16:07] radiophonics: fuckin its like war to them
[16:07] SOAPYPOPSICLE: No!! I am disappoint
[16:07] radiophonics: hockey is fucking tits
[16:07] SOAPYPOPSICLE: HOCKEY IS COOL
[16:07] radiophonics: and its hockey season now i am excite
[16:07] SOAPYPOPSICLE: but soccer's gay
[16:08] radiophonics: youre gay
[16:08] SOAPYPOPSICLE: ur gay fur li--
[16:08] SOAPYPOPSICLE: well fuck you
[16:08] SOAPYPOPSICLE: sob
[16:08] radiophonics: hahaha
[16:08] radiophonics: beaten to your own insult

*zeroxtb you are weird